she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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