i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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