I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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