I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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