he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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