question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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