spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we made out on top of his cat.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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