do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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