Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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