love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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