6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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