we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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