alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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