just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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