yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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