Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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