bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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