Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
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See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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