Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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