In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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