Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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