if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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