I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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