We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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