He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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