I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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