You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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