xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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