She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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