I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.