Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.

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(360): View more from Washington

It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.

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(314): View more from Missouri

She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text

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(410): View more from Maryland

She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?

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(207): View more from Maine

Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.

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