Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.