i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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