I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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