Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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