Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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