What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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