I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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