I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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