there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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