Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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