hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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