Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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