sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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