I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Green mimosas i think yes
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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