This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
A bitchslap is in order.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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