On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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