quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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