No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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