I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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