Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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