In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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