mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
sex in a hospital.. check
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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