i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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