We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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