idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize