Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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