Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
No subtext here. People are naked.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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