Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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