booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
