Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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