Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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